The text reads:
One roll of tape - $4.00
Massive amounts of packing tape - stolen
Friends with way too much time on their hands on April Fool's day - Priceless
This is just ONE reason why women can't work on cars!
See what happens when you drink too much water? GOT MILK?
Poor clowns...I wonder why they're sad? Could it be they haven't gotten LAID? Talk about having a big prick!